Funny Shayari

Ghazab ka josh mere deewane mein hai
Kal zamanat per chudhwaya tha aaj phir thane mein hai
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Yun to mere ghar mein kya nahin
Ye aur baat hai iss mein koi rehta nahin
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ye dost tub hi likha kar shayari,’Meri tarah tera bhi naam hoga
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ande tamatar, sham ki sabzi ka intezaam hoga
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Paani aane ki baat karte ho,.Dil jalane ki baat karte ho,
Hum ne chey din se munh nahi dhoya,tum nahane ki baat karte ho..?
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Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyun Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua Kyun Nahi Milti.
Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Beemari Hai.
To Phir Medical Store Mein Iski Dawa Kyun Nahi Milti
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Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage
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trate Bahut Ho,Dil Ko Behlate Bahut Ho
Sochte Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jaye
Par Kya Kare ZALIM Tum Khate Bahut Ho
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Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! 
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Macchar ne jo kata…
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chodh diya yeh soch kar ki….
kambakht ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh patli galli chali gayi.
Khud kashi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali chali gayi
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